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Hans is an incredible specimen. You can find them any where in the world no matter where you look. They are very intelligent and enjoy big booty farts. They love sleeping naked and eating a lot of delicious food.
Woah check out that Hans! What a fucking bitch!
Annoying, irritating, strange, confusing, passive science
Starts rumors
Plays on his iPad all day
Han is a bitch for making up those rumors
Han always talks about science.
You are a person named Shane who did the TikTok trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name
Hans is a pretty simple and decent guy. He has the cutest and brightest smile, often liked by alot of people. Although, he is quite weird... And often different than others, but hes a nice guy, who likes to cheer people up.
"whos that?"
"that's Hans, hes a chill and cool guy."
"Hans is so hot!"
Library-dwelling entity, dad fashion, zones out to sadboi music, unique humor and music taste.
1.Hans has the best spotify playlist, I should get his spotify blend.
2. Dang, Hans' humor is so funny, gotta dm him.
3. Damn library goblin Hans has been in the library this whole week, man needs a break -w-.