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Hailey- (Scottish for Hay meadow) Most Haileys- (Maybe not all of them) Are very dumb, Blonde hair/Hazel eyes, Very popular, If a boy likes them, She rejects them and spreads rumors about them, Falsely accuses them of Stalking, She is very sexist and feminist, She may secretely date girls, Her parents Are Protestant Christian and upper middle class, She is sheltered from The real World, but is very spoiled, She hates you If you are nice or If you look at her for 0.0000087 seconds or more, She always holds grudges, If you hurt her Feelings, She will not confront you, She is too weak to fight, If you are unluck enough to have work/school with hailey, she will try to get you a demerit or disciplinary trouble, she has 30 friends who will gang up on you but will not fight you. Simply put it If you meet one and If they hate you, Bet $1 million She will not fight you. Bet 1 million only her and her equally retarded friends care. Then times it by 10, then you might be Set for life (maybe) Boy: I like you, you are hot. Hailey: I dunt like u. Her friends: STUP HURRASING MEH FRIEND YOU PERVERT UH UHHHGGGHHH. Boy: YOU know what, fuck your friend. The next day; Hailey: "He is harrasing me." Supervisor/Principal: Ok I will speak to him and demerit/Suspend him. Today's lesson: Don't trust a Hailey
Most Haileys are overglorified feminist bitches
hailey is the most gorgeous girl ever. she likes girls, especially breanna and if breanna ever leaves hailey she’ll die. hailey is so funny and loves her friends.
bre: omg did u see hailey today?
kayla: yeah
bre: thats my gf
Hailey is the word to describe the weird, gay, golden retriever friend who has a crisis 24/7
You: Hey have you seen Hailey recently?
Tyler: No I don't think so
You: They had a gender Crisis last night.
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Hailey is the dumbest blonde you will ever meet
Teacher- *comes back from mexico*
student- wow our teacher is really tanned
Hailey- yeah she went to Newfoundland
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Hailey is the dumbest blonde you will ever meet
Teacher- *comes back from mexico*
student- wow our teacher is really tanned
Hailey- yeah she went to Newfoundland
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Hailey is an unremarkable person but they are not unlikeable. They are hilarious and sound just like an old man when they talk. Tall and goofy. A homie. A lover.
Hailey you have got to stop playing folk revival music every time you are passed the aux.
Is short.
Friend: hey do you know hailey??
You: the short one?