the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.
My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.
The smell on your hands after you’ve picked your Bum.
“Ew get your bummy hands away for me”
An act of "teamwork" in which people pile up their hands, usually followed up by a cheer.
"Hand-Stack being initiated, pile them up!"
1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands”
When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.
You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.
Any sexual act where the giver uses his/her hand(s).
Seeing as he could tell she was getting in the mood, he decided to move in for the hand shave.
Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies