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A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.
That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.
A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.
“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”
A term meaning to hook up, have sex, knock them boots, or shag
Wow! Did you see those two making out at the party? Bet they'll be tossing hats later!
A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine
James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?
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Offbeat, different from usual. Only used in a complimentary sense.
That was a hat ke movie. I loved it.
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The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
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