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The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
A strawberry hitler is when a woman is on her period, inserts a finger into her bleeding vagina and retracts said finger and smears blood on another person's upper lip in the shape of a hitler mustache
Guy1: That bi chick gave me a strawberry hitler last night. It was sooo fucking hot.
Girl: Ew
Guy2: What the fuck is a strawberry hitler?
Girl2: *whispers in his ear*
Guy2: Lucky bastard!
sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be
"hey you know sheev palpatine?"
"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."
A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!
Any ambidextrous, German baseball player.
Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
(from: The History of the Entire World, I guess By Bill Wurtz) the angry mustache model who hated the Jews for existing.
What do you think of my mustache? I tried to make it look like Adolf Hitler's
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everyone knows him as hitler.. i know him as Noah Ramsay.
someone: Omg is that hitler?
me: No, that’s just Noah.
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