When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,
Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
An extreme cheapskate or cheapass. A person who is constantly looking for free things, to the point of being aggravating. They are not merely trying to save money in a tough economic period, they are simply cheap. They will go on a few dates with people who they are not genuinely interested in, solely for the chance of getting free dinners. They go to seminars, sales pitches, and real estate open houses just for free snacks and appetizers. They attempt to take multiple free samples from the restaurant people in food courts at malls. They steal coupons for free items from newspapers and magazines.
Lana asked Kevin to sit through a thirty-minute sale pitch about timeshares so they could get a $15 gift card for McDonald's and not have to pay for dinner afterward. Kevin suspected that she might be a free hound.
A co-worker who loves the taste of boss cock.
Skinny Mike sure does love the taste of boss cock, he's the biggest chowder hound I know....
Someone who enjoys the frequent use of escasty or ‘pingers’
‘Where’s John this weekend?’
‘At another bush doof, he’s such a pinger hound’
A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.
The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.
A racist slur defining anyone of a dark complexion.
Break down:
Soot: dirty or unclean
hound: a dog-like nature
"Gimme back my thong you soot-hound!"
A person who goes around sniffing girls' bicycle seats.
I caught him sniffing that girl's bicycle seat. He is a confirmed garf hound.