known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz
(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles
Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?
John Howard was an Australian prime minster who went missing after a swim. A theory is he’s swam to Hawaii and that’s why ScoMo went there. Pulling a Howard is another term for fucking off during a bad time.
ScoMo pulled a Howard during the 2019/2020 session of bushfires in Australia and went to Hawaii.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO TERENCE HOWARD!!!!! MUSICAL NOTES ARE (IN FACT) COLORS (KIND OF)!!! ON THE JOE ROGAN PODCAST, TERENCE HOWARD EXPLAINS (TO JOE ROGAN) THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TONES AND COLORS! MUSICAL NOTES ARE COLORS BITCH! THEY'RE FUCKING COLORS I FUCKING KNEW IT! I AM THE GREATEST GODDAMN MIND THAT HAS EVER LIIIIIIVED!!!!
Hym "What do you think of that, Jordan!? What now!? Are they NOT COLORS, JORDAN!? THANK YOU TERENCE HOWARD! I HAVE IMMEDIATELY CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT FUCKING JOE'S DAUGHTERS AS HE HAS SERVED ME WELL! I STILL WON'T WATCH MY MOUTH BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD I!? I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"
Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!