Guy 1: *deep voice impression*
Guy 3: I didn't know it could go that deep...
Guy 2: That’s what she said.
Go fuck yourself and die.
A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"
Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!
Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!
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What Empty!Cas said to Castiel about Dean Winchester
I know what you hate, I know who you love.
Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.
Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
When you don't know in a funny way.
Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .
Something annoying bitches say
*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*
Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"