I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

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do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

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and i was like baby baby baby ohhh

A hilarious line from a song I don't know.

Meh: Listens to some random song**
Headphones: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meh: WHAT THE SUSSY VIBES IS THIS SONG (Make sure to look up what sussy vibes mean.)

I don't like the cut of your Jib

An old expression showing a general dislike for somebody.

Dave: HUH?
Steve: I don't like the cut of your jib.

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bone it like I own it

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.

P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"

Look, I really like you but

The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.

Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other

Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*

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