When your in a hotel and run out of lube and go get terriyaki sauce and then proceed to sleep in a tub full of it.
Hey did you here the screemin Ian last night.
Yeah I bet he had a sweet and salty mess.
Former leader of the state of Rhodesia. Today he is more famous among rhodieboos who share Smith's views on white supremacy while idolising his negligible career as an RAF pilot in World War II.
Rhodieboos love to jerk themselves raw to the legacy of Ian Smith.
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Very loud ranting about multiple topics without breathing.
Person 1: "50 KILLS AND 10 DEATHS IS SUCH BULLSHIT YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW AND SAVE YOUR PARRENTS FROM THE EMBARRISMENT OF HAVING A FAGGOT OF A SON/DAUGHTER WHO CAN DO NOTHING BUT PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY"
Person 2: "Dude... calm down with the Ian Rage
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Ian Gallagher is packing NINE inches
Iโm a slut for Ian gallagher.
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A really sexy human being with the most amazing eyes ever and he is also married to ella Smalley NOT nikki reed
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A Girl with Goldy lock hair.
AKA
Fiona.
Smelly Horse!
hey look at the IAN in the trash can.
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Can be used interchangeably with Typhoon, known as a menace to society for his strong destructive behaviors. Has a strong dislike for the state of Florida and vowed to someday remove it from the planet. Ian should not be allowed around small animals and children, or anything not tied down, display stands, fine china shops.
You cannot take him anywhere, he is such a Hurricane Ian!