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Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019


knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 02, 2022


Double fisherman knot

When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks

Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!

Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!

by Fratrat November 03, 2014


Bum Knots

Pimples on your ass.

The dermatologist has to pop my bum knots

by Pot lid June 25, 2022


Dill Knot

A small-impact statement describing the mental/social prowess (or lack thereof) of an individual.

Jason is a complete Dill Knot!! Can you believe how loud he yaps ALL DAY LONG??!!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010


Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.

Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024


Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.

Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024