When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.
- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.
The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)
(also I'm first to make this :))
"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"
When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks
Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!
Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
A small-impact statement describing the mental/social prowess (or lack thereof) of an individual.
Jason is a complete Dill Knot!! Can you believe how loud he yaps ALL DAY LONG??!!
When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.
Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.
Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.