the attempt to "rizz" up a female with a football/basketball card
check out my knot rizz, ma'am my I interest you in this rookie rated LaMELO BALL, numbered.
The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
when two goiters (abscess filled sore) grow together over time and tie into a giant puss filled knot.
That skanky bitch Sally went camping for a month. She got slammed 30 times and didnt wash her clam once ! all of her pubic hairs became ingrown, unleashing a field of goiters. eventually all the goiters grew together and became tangled into a wall of un-combale goiter knots. (soaked in piss)
The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)
(also I'm first to make this :))
"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"
Little swirls of hair resembling pubic hair on the back of the scalp
Bitch looks like she got coochie knots on the back of her head
A tie knot that is tied so horribly that it looks like a tornado came by and wrapped it around your neck.
Good luck at your job interview with that tornado knot you got there.
When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight
I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!