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noun. the inability to recall the simplest of details or solve the easiest of problems. a brain shit is much more serious than a Brain Fart.
guy #2: bro, you spelled cat wrong.
guy #1: wow. i just had a complete brain shit.
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A way to say somebody is stupid.
You have poop for brains.
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wanting someone purely for their mind - has nothing to do with sexual attraction.
"i have such a brain crush on this kid in my philoshophy class. sure hes 5'3" and clearly never combs his hair, but he is so witty and articulate."
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A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.
Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!
Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
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slang for getting head from a girl. the implication is that your wang is gettin close to her brains!
I get brains from that biatch every night.
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Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.
-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!
-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!
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during the act of fellatio the tip of the receivee's penis becomes very red, almost like a blood blister or a hickie
you wouldn't believe what kind of head jewel's gave at mikes party, straight up blood brain bro!
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