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During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!
Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"
Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.
Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.
Jeff: Fido's Law, man.
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The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.
"Dice's Law", short for "Dice's Law of Annoying Team Fortress 2 Memes", is an internet adage asserting that every meme that exists will eventually have an unfunny Team Fortress 2 version of it created. When such a meme is made, it is immediately unfunny and generally annoying to anyone except Team Fortress 2 players.
"John made a video of the Spy from Team Fortress 2 dabbing, thus confirming Dice's Law."
a very very wise man once say: "its not that i dont have standards, i can just find beauty in every woman."
Law of Sam:
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.
Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds
Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”