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The act of hurting one's self. Usually done as a way to release painful emotion, feel something etc. Types of self-harm include burning, cutting scratching, biting, breaking bones, bruising. Some may do it for attention, though people mostly don't.
If you're doing this, please please stop. This won't make your state better, no matter how you feel after doing it. Please see help. It's not shameful to want help.
P1: I want to confess something.
P2: What is it?
P1: I have been self-harming, specifically cutting and burning myself.
P2: I'm glad you are okay and talking to me. Please don't do this anymore, it isn't healthy and it won't make things better. Is there anything I can do?
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when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.
"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.
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Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
Most people are just self machines.
Enjoying the scent of one's own flatulence.
Enjoying your own ass-air.
Jimmy caught a whiff of his own fart, it was good. He went back for more out of self-flatisfaction.
Super pleased with one self, to the point of arrogant. Smug as you can get.
A higher level of self importance.
Think of yourself as the "the best"
He's proper self chuffed isn't he?
I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.
No one is better than me.
The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.
Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!