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Jesus

A man who died on the cross for us. A man who sacrificed his life for us. A man who made us. A man who made the world for us. His heart is my heart , his love is my love.

Love my Jesus

by Danjulheidan March 14, 2017

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

The one who died for you and loves you very much and he is king. Rejoice for one day he will come again.

Born from a virgin now queen of heaven. Jesus is amazing and save from our sin, rejoice!

by ドγƒͺームクラウド January 25, 2021

11πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


jesus

like the unicorn jesus is fictional but is believed to be real by a large amount of people who also believe that their is a very large invisible man in the sky.

He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.

person 1'Hey look a unicorn'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'

by jenibi November 20, 2011

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Christine's heavenly cleavage.

Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!

by Why you wanna know May 27, 2010

4πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris

Interchangable with Dave Fox

1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus

by Ryan Foster October 2, 2008

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

The holy man himself

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus

by Nanta December 8, 2019

38πŸ‘ 222πŸ‘Ž


jesus

teh main char in a good book (although NGE improved on it a lot)

some god fanboy: I hate NGE
jesus: well I hate you

by Kaworukun September 4, 2007

7πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž