Fat Ernie

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.

Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.

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Fat dan

A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.

The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.

If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.

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fat dyke

A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat

Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke

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fat shit

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.

Look at David chow down on those kebabs! Fat shit!
Jen is the fattest of all those shits

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fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

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fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

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fat sack

a large baggie of marijuana

I am just sitting here chillin' with a fat sack looking for someone to party with

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