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A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.
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a place where every 1 from brooklyn moves only to move to new jersey years later
there are too many niggers in brooklyn im moving to staten island!
there are to many russians in staten island im moving to new jersey!
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The "forgotten" borough where the only thing besides the massive pot holes that kill teens from ages 16-19...is boredom. The borough of parks, trash, cemeteries, pizzarias and the "Zoo" . Our Zoo has four goats and a monkey...literally. The borough where one house can go down, and 37 can fit in its place, where the hair is high and the I.Q. is low. The place that has the "Mall," where the over-sexed and cake-faced tweens infest. There's one Barns 'n Noble bookstore (for those who dare to look away from their sidekicks) and a Target wayyyy in the back (where we sweep it underneath some rugs so people don't classify us a suburban lost cause.)
Mike: So what are we hittin up first?
Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.
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Respell it, darling. It will come to you.
Mr. Mark Wright: LIKE, OH MY GAWD. BRUCE AND I WENT TO PEN ISLAND...IT'S PARADISE...And we net these TWINS...named Neil and Bob! Oh... +Faint.+
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Well Its a town thats about a mile long. Its built on a swamp. Our school was fallign down ant one point.
Kids who hang out infront of Jacks and smole are scumbags of the town. Everone knows eachother and their kids, do something wrong and go home your parents will be waiting for u at the door to say "Your Grounded." Another thing, the losers from Long beach come into island park and start trouble. Start a fight and the cops will be their in an instant. Many hate those blacks from LB who start stuff. Its a pretty cool little town.
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Spice Island is the geographical spot on a womans body located between the anus and vaginal openings. Medically it is called the perennium.
It is called Spice Island because the area is shaped like a small island and also has both flavors of ass and vagina, therefore making it quite spicy.
"Hey dude, by accident I licked Spice Island and it tasted like bad Indian food!!"
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The largest portion of a man's ejaculate when seen from above. Usually accompanied by other drops known as the little islands. It is called the big island due to its visual similarities to the Hawaiian Islands. When a man ejaculates onto a woman's body, face, or other nearby linens the final product will almost always resemble the Hawaiian Islands.
Wow last night was awesome, when I finished I put the big island right on her face.
Sweetie, do you want the big island on your face or your chest?
That chick is hot, I'd drop the big island right on her face.
Wow she needs the big island right now!
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