Thats what she said

another one of those third grade things that gets old REALLY fast that people say when they don't grow up and are stuck in the gutter

Guy- Ahh fuck it's stuck!
Stupid immature douchebag- HURHUR THATS WHAT SHE SAID DAHUURRRRR!!!!
guy- Grow up, brah. What are you, in third grade?

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Obama Said Knock You Out

1. After beating the shit out of someone you insert that phrase.
2. Random word that you enter in anywhere
3. A nuts T-shirt sold a buttigroove campaigning for barack

1. Man 1: Beat the shit out of a nigga Man 2 : On ground. Man 1: Ya wassup niggah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

2. Man 1: Dude my girlfriend gave me a BJ! Man 2: NO way... OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

3. Hey look at this nuts shirt i bought.... man2: Woah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

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but don't tell Carly I said that.

A commonly used phrase amongst angsty teenage girls and their man-bitches.

"I got in a fight with my boyfriend, but don't tell Carly I said that... or the whole fucking world will know... gossipy-ass bitch."

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I said pick up the soap

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

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Thats what Andy Gray said!

A phrase used to replace 'Thats what she said'. It is in reference to the pundit Andy Gray who made sexist comments about a female lineswoman in a premier league soccer match.

Mike Whats the answer to this question?
John: I don't know what it is.
Mike: Thats what Andy Gray said!

or
Frank: Whats going on?
Sam: Thats what Andy Gray said!

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That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

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that's what she said at the picnic

That's right! I agree. You can say that again!

The winter sucks!
That's what she said at the picnic!

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