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A tight-fitting garment designed to accentuate the curves of the female physique. Hopefully its use remains limited to women with suitable body-types. By definition it should be too big for your foot and in most instances, too small for your mother to wear. However, the first person to ever be commended for wearing a "body sock" was the exception to this last rule.
Is that our cocktail waitress over there, wearing the green body sock?
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The common name for a medical condition in which the rectum becomes inverted and is extruded through the anus. This is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous anal sex. It is called a "purple sock" because that is the best description for how the inverted rectum looks. (see also ass tulip)
Dr. Smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 AM, suddenly had an intense anal fetish, and showed up in his ER one night with a purple sock. It ended up the "other man" was in fact a horse.
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A sock or other covering that keeps a penis warm. Can also be used for masturbation and containing bodily fluids.
1) She slipped a penis sock on me so that I wouldn't slime her.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.
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When your penis is limp and hanging off to the side.
"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."
"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."
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Socks that have a separate compartment for each toe (like gloves for your feet).
I wear toe socks in the winter to keep my feet extra warm.
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The metaphorical reasoning for why it seems like every weirdo out there has no trouble finding their 'mate' and the reason why normal people have to wait longer to find someone.
The world is like a drawer full of socks. None of the socks are matched up with their match. Now, their are dozens of normal looking regular white socks in the drawer; however, it is hard to pick up one white sock and quickly find its perfect match. However, if there are two bright orange socks in the drawer too, it is really easy to match them up. Weirdos can find each other because they are like the orange socks. Normal people who can't find a mate shouldn't feel bad, they are simply a white sock.
Mark: "God! Raymond and Jenny are getting married. They are like the weirdest people in the entire world! How can they find each other, but I can't find anyone!?!?"
Sam: "It's because they are orange socks, dude!"
Mark: "Oh yeah... thanks man. It's cool because I'm a white sock."
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Having socks where your toes hang out the holes at the ends.
Hey Brendan those hobo socks reek. I don't see why you don't just throw them away.
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