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A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.
Ivan gets no bitches.
Ivan is the most beautiful name in the world. Ivans are usually rude but once you get to know them they can be pretty lovely. They can get on your nerves sometimes, they are just the perfect people to fall in love with, once you come across an Ivan don’t lose them because you will regret it. They are the bestest of friends and boyfriends, they will always be there for you. Some of them might be shy when getting into a relationship, but depends if they feel comfortable with you. They are very pretty, their eyes, hair, mouth, voice, personality. Ivans have multiple personalities according to who you are, some of them might be lovely and some of them might be bitchy. Everyone wants him and they will try to take him away. If you can get Ivan’s lovely personality, you are very lucky.
Ivan: “hey”
Girl in her thoughts: “oh my god he’s so pretty and funny and he’s rude but he’s being very lovely toward me.”
When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
A nice guy who gives money to his friends, even if his mother gets angry at him.
He's a handsome boy but still uses masks because he is insecure.
Mom: you're handsome, lester ivan jr.
lester ivan jr: i'm still wearing a mask slut.