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An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.
If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
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A recently discovered fighting style that originated in the forests of north Indonesia. Native tribes would practice and master this graceful art, to fend off colonists from their villages. The style is similar to the fighting style and movements of Kung Fu.
Do not mess with Chuck Norris, he is a black-belt in De Ja Vu.
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the only person to be labeled as a "Jason Fong".
ja fo has the fongs, and he is a jason fong.
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jibbi ja jooni le boobi is a phrase used by me, you usually say it not capitalized. You say 'jibbi ja jooni le boobi' when you have nothing else to say. its also a meme. just not a common one.
oh, jibbi ja jooni le boobi..
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A person who dislikes Ja Rule just cuz his flame got burnt out or other stupid reasons.
I hate Ja Rule(how you hate someone you don't know?); Ja Rule's music sucks and is mad fake(you wasn't sayin' that shit when he had ya heads bouncin' a few years ago wit' them hot hits he was makin').
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"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."
"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*