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Is a girl who is mistaken for Jacky (guy, dude, bro) by Ukrainian kids, because they don't know this name is universal.
Kiddo 1: Hi, I'm Jacky.
Kiddo 2: But you are a girl!
Jackys a guy who's truly one in a million. He's well known for having very prominent negative and positive attributes. He has a nice laugh, his voice tends to go down a few octaves when he's serious yet he acts like a complete and utter child 99% of the time. He has the ability to make large groups of people extremely uncomfortable and wary. No jacky dick jokes aren't that funny. The boyz are his main priority "no homo", he likes to say the sussiest things (it gets uncomfy sometimes.) Although the cons outweigh the pros people tend to feel the need to get close to him. No one knows how or why but he pulls the cutest girls without knowing. In addition, many women would love to speak to/ be near him. However he has a type, think... SSS. Jacky I am in crush with you #kendricklemarhonest.
"Jackys so unappealing yet attractive at the same time"
"Jacky... she's a minor"
"Jacky bruh pls be mean some more thanks"
Great friend, doesn't listen half the time though. Lazy.
1: Is that a cool kid?
2: No its Jacky
Jacky is a Asian Boi that likes to skateboard. He likes to dress trendy,when he goes for a skate. Jacky likes to have a sesh with the boys,when he’s not skating. Jacky is a nice Asian eshlad.
Wow! that Asian skater jacky is so good at skating.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”
(And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”)
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat d^^k
And all that they can ask is
“I just wanna smack it” (I just wanna smack it)
Pre-Chorus
Here’s what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh)
Asshole in a casket
Chorus
So you can see I’m cummin’
But you won’t see me nuttin’
I’ll just keep on suckin’, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
I’ve been twerking for boys for so long
I’vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw’s been hurting for so, so long it’s real
So long, it’s real, so long, it’s real
Omg it's jacky I can't wait to call him daddy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
White females who embody the epitome of unoriginality. They will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Their Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, they live to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, they’re most likely not enjoying the moment, and need to be liked by everybody.
They go to yoga and make sure they snapchat a photo of themselves with their yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” They are followers, keep up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see them wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took an hour to achieve. They will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on their shoulder.
That bar was filled with Jackies. Even the guys were Jackies. I left immediately and threw up.