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a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.
"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable
"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'
"I know i totally jaked it"
Originates from faking it, to be used when someone pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.
Did you see how pissed he was last night?
Yeh, but I reckon he was just jaking it.
He says he only pulled that minger coz he was drunk, but dont you think he's jaking it?!
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
person who is amazing, andd my bffff.
:)
"jake" is my best friend.
A typical white school shooter.
JAKE TOLD US NOT TO COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.