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my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.
girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”
(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”
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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”
another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”
A character that is orange weird and wacky
that guy is such a jared character
When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
Just a naai really, what else can I say?
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!
Having a boner for short period of time
Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "
Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
a common name amongst latino homosexuals who enjoy having their poop shoot “tongue punched!”
June is my friend Jared Pugas favorite month, because of all of the silly made up holidays in that month. That same friend also goes to epstein island for a visit wit the best tongue puncher in the land.