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FL(free loader) job. A job were ones does little or no work and still gets payed minimum wage and up. Your time at work usually consists of chatting on facebook, homework, and playing extremely boring flash games. The best job you can ever get.
"waaaaaat? u make 8 bucks an hour?!"
"best fl job evar and i barely do anything!"
The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey
Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.
When a girl rubs her beautifully toned calves against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.
After we stripped down to our underwear, she pushed me onto her bed. She jumped on top of me, straddling me, and pinned my wrists above my head. She sat down right on top of my increasingly hard cock and looked down at me with a sly smile. I was shocked at how assertive and aggressive she was, but I loved it. She looked so good in her red bra and panties. I was so busy admiring her beautiful physique that I didn’t notice her reaching behind her back. The next thing I knew, I heard something click twice above my head. I tried moving my hands, but I couldn’t. She had handcuffed me to the bars of the headboard.
Next, she hooked the top of my boxers with her finger and pulled them down, revealing my large, throbbing cock. She then walked to the foot of the bed. She pulled my boxers down and off of my feet. She reached underneath and pulled out two more pairs of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She cuffed both of my ankles to her bedposts, spreading my legs apart. She walked back to my left side and laid down next to me on the bed, so her head was right next to mine. She began rubbing her foot along my thigh, and ran her finger in circles around my chest, looking at me and smiling as she did so. It felt so good, my cock started throbbing from how badly she was teasing me.
While still laying next to me, she placed each of her calves on either side of my cock and pressed them together, with my cock sandwiched in between. I gasped at how warm and soft, yet firm, her beautifully toned calves felt as they squeezed my cock. She began moving her legs up and down, stroking my cock with her calves. I was moaning in pleasure as the pressure in my groin was building up and moving towards my balls and cock.
She then changed her pattern, moving one leg away from her and the other towards her, still with my cock stuck between her beautifully toned calves. Her calves were simultaneously rubbing my cock in opposite directions. I could feel myself coming closer and closer to a massive orgasm. I turned my head to make eye contact with her, and she stared right back at me with a seductive smile, stroking my cock faster and faster with her calves. It was too much! I looked back down at her calves squeezing my cock right as I was about to orgasm. I cried out as the intense pressure rushed through my balls and cock and forced me to blow my load all over her sexy calves. She continued pumping my pulsating cock with her calves as I was cumming until, finally, the orgasm subsided.
I was still gasping for breath when she finally let go of my cock and got off the bed. She stood next to me before leaning down and whispering in my ear, “I hope you enjoyed your calf job.”
When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.
Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.
The act of getting a blow job from a female that has more than one chin, and a stylish wife beater mustache.
I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.
The act of yanking a man's cock while wearing boxing gloves.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
i went home with this chick last night and noticed she had crazy man hands so i begged for a glove job so i wouldnt be so grossed out
Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.