Johnny Boy

An unchartered individual who's proficieny is reflected not by the fabrication of artificial certification that society has created for him, but by the stalwart foundation that he creates for himself.

Milt: I made like $50 today selling paybook books
Jake: alright let's a roll a blunt
Nick: I'm just tryna stuff it Johnny boy

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Johnny Knoxville

A stunt that was really stupid
OR a person who is costantly acting stupid
OR the host of Jackass

1.*guy skateboards off the top of his 2 story house and lands on a trampoline only for the skateboard to hit him in the nuts* "DUDE, THAT WAS SOOOO JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!"
2."Greg is such a Johnny Knoxville."
3."Did You see what Johnny Knoxville did on Jackass?"

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Johnny Orlando

Johnny orlando is a Canadian singer who started off making covers. He know has tons of amazing songs like "What if" and "Last summer". He is total boyfriend material and super hot. He is kind and really funny he also has a current of 5.7m followers on instagram.

Johnny Orlando is so cute.

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Johnny Dipp

When a severely drunk and/or hungover person is trying to vomit into the john and they tip forward thereby taking a "Johnny Dipp". Extremely gross if there is any vomit already in there!

PETER: God damn, Greg, what happened to you?

(Greg has water and barf all over his hair and dripping down his face and body)

GREG: I was puking into the john and I fell forward!

PETER: Well, get into the shower and clean up! Don't get your Johnny Dipp all over my house!

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johnny log

(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.


Context:

I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.

"Ever drop a johnny log"

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Bumba Johnny

A smug person of low caliber with no self-awareness. Often found on online dating sites.
Common traits:
Flaunts a lot of materialistic things but will require to be picked up from the bus stop on your first date.

Takes long videos of his face on Instagram biting his lip and often singing.
Often refers to women as "shawty" and "youz a baddie still"

Uses the clit inverting waste man starter pack terminology.

Hey Eve, how was your date with that guy last week? Oh, not good Michelle he was such a Bumba Johnny.

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Johnny Bench

To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"

"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"

OR

"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"

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