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code name for marijuana of very high quality... only the finest weed need apply... a good way to ask about pot over the phone
dude have you talked to mike johnson... where is mike johnson at today... man I found that mike johnson
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People thought he was a simp for Dixie but he fooled us and was a cheater all along . He likes toes. He snaps 'send toes' to several people but unfortunately for him one decided to out him.
Griffin Johnson : I didn't cheat, I just asked for toe pics.
Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
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AKA "Baby J," this is a name used to refer to someone who is weak or scared. This name was derived from the "Johnson's" line of baby shampoo products.
"Come on man just ask her out already. Quit being a Baby Johnson."
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A pledge who is very knowledgeable about the fraternity during his pledge education process.
Evans fucking knew the paragraph, man, I think he's the nutsack johnson of the class!
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a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test
a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."
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A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.
put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"
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The act of smoking so much weed and snorting so much pills that you dont know where you are for over 5 months straight.
Ive been on some adam johnson shit lately
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