A hairy man with a gorilla cock.
That kid had a very small hairy penis. It reminded me of Jon Bush.
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when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend
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stop bitchin, he is kinda cool, he is different from other rappers, only he can say those few words the way he do. aint no other nigga like him, y'all mothafuckas bitch ass haters keep your mouths shut!
A: yo nigga, lil jon sux, he aint no rapper
B: who you are to bitch about lil jon, look at jourselve!
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A man who resides in Hammond Indiana. Li'l Jon is only 4 inches tall. It's true, I dated him for a short while. He eventually dumped me. I learned my lesson...No more Garden Gnomes...such angry lil dudes!!! Midgets are much nicer!!!
Hey Angelina..Still seein that 4 inch fellow, L'il Jon???
By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???
Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!
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Crunkest playa around. Reminds me of a black James Hetfield vocally.
What?
Okay.
Yeah.
Lets Go.
Watch out!
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1. Crazy Motherfuckin' dirty CRUNKER
2. Crazy 'n' Drunk
3. Southern crazy rapper
1. Yooooooooo this is da MOTHERFUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN' KING of CRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2. This is yo boy lil jon, lil bo 'n' big sam, and we do da motherfuckinnnnnnn' kingggg of crunkkkkk--------------------
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When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.
"Don't Don Jon on me!"
"Did you just Don Jon?"
"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."
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