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One of the 10 original Major League Soccer Teams in 1996. They won the first ever MLS game against the D.C. United off Eric Wynalda's goal in the 88th minute off a Ben Iroha pass.
San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.
San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose Earthquakes are the greatest team in Major LEague Soccer History... yeah right
Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.
All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.
The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
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The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This type of behavior includes, but is not limited to, defecating on stage, urinating on stage, conducting unsuspecting chamber music members during the concert (must not be done in rehearsal to maximize effect), mistreating your host family, choking small mammals with ignorance, talking with a faggotesque accent, not knowing where the trash can is in one's own home, giving self-centered, shitty thank-you speeches, and playing such songs as "My Amazingly Well Adapted Piano Version of Home Sweet Home" as an encore.
It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.
Man, that guy is completely Jose-Luising that performance....I'll be washing the urine out of my hair for days!
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The loss of one's footing through the front door after yet another night of skinning the neighborhood cats and fucking them in the ass.
Jimmy woke me up coming home late again last night.
Let me guess. San Jose Stumble?
Ya. You betcha.
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aka San Jose State or SJSU
The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.
A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.
On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!
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Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
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when jose really wants to cum but has to do it on shannon’s forehead bc he lost
he’s just gay lol joses cum dream is hot
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LCG - Las Casitas Gang
VRT - Varrio Roundtable
RTB - Roundtable Boys
TPB - Trailer Park Boys
VNP - Varrio Norte Pride
NPV - Norte Por Vida
CMV- Colonia Mara Villa--The OG's from Capitol Park
other Norteno gangs in San Jose
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