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This is the day when whoever is born on this damn should get unlimited sex for 24 hours str8...
Me:Her babe let’s go do something in the bedroom
Her: what’s today’s date?
Me:It’s my birthday duh
Her: It’s June 6th?! When I get in that room yo dick better be out!!
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June 6 is national get dick day (D-Day)
Her: I want dick
Friend: girl it’s june 6, get some dick bitchhhh
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June 26 is national blowjob day you know what that means girls help your boyfriends out
John: Yo dude I can’t wait for June 26
Jim: Yeah it’s my favourite day of the year
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National suck dick day. This is the day you have all been waiting for where you get to ask someone iff they want a blowjob.
Maya: “Do you want a blowjob?”
Steve: “Yes of course! It’s June 25th”
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It’s the day where your expectations aren’t met! Whatever you want to happen, will just never happen!
the expectation:
“I’m going to sit here and draw for the next five hours!”
The reality:
Dad: “get outside and grab a rake.”
“Oh of course, It’s June 18th”
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My birthday; only pretty girl and hot guys born this day
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June 10th is national ride your man and let him crempie day
I can't wait for June 10th so my wife will ride me like a go cart
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