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When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.
Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"
A man who has a child with his sister, which makes him both the uncle and the father.
Oh man, I bet Sam has a Kentucky Uncle because of how stupid he is.
Usually during a blow job, you nut into a girl's nose and have her hock a loogie so she spits out a mucus-cum ball back onto your dick.
Rocco: Hey dude, my girl gave me a Kentucky Slingshot last night!
Kory: That's disgusting bro
A Kentucky plug is where somebody wraps their thumb or entire hand with a shirt or cloth of some type and proceeds to insert thumb into the rectum.
Man 1: He dude Beth let me do the Kentucky plug last night.
Man 2: You need some help
Getting your brownie-trap plugged with a sizeable life-saving thumb.
Bro last night me and Megan Fox hit it off, she surprised me with the ol' kentucky plug!
When shes into threesomes, but all youve got is a thumb.
Shit man, i gave her the kentucky plug last night, now she can barely walk!
The use of a thumb to plug an anus after generously filling it with semen, as to not let it leak the life juice.
"Yeah after I was done, I gave Brandon the ole Kentucky plug.