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Anyone with enough sense to completely avoid the emo trend. Those who recognize the fact that emo is a false-genre cobbled together from bits of other music subcultures and that its adherenents are fixated on clonish fashion statements and overmoted, contrived negative emotions.
Q: Why aren't you emo?
A: As an emo know it all, I understand that emo is dumb, and therefore choose to ignore the trend.
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its from this one commercial... hmm....
"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"
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An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.
Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."
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YOU DUN KNOW is basically a sayin used by pure badmen, rudeboiz, rudegaldem, and all the mandems locked on inside. it means YOU DUN KNOW you wud use this sayin in sad or scary times when mans got his back against the wall and the gunchester/bombingham mandems are comin at him with baaare machete bled ya get me? Its hard to explain so just read the examples bit yeah while i cut off my foreskin yeah U DUN KNOW its gunna hurt yeah
geekman/wasteman - "hold tite the beef n ting"
rudeboi/man with 4skin - "yeah blad you dun know da myspace dot com yeah forward slash beng beng yeah hold tite skepta jme you dun no blad"
geekman/wasteman - yeah man blat blat u dun know the facebook and the faceparty thing fam ya get me?"
rudeboi/man with 4skin - "oi shhut ya mouth waaasteman durkhead YOU DUN KNOW facebook is for fassys and man with no 4skin big up the gears of war mandem yeah one love one life lets get together and feel my right............... testicle ya dun no fam im lyrically sick yeah 1 love breh"
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Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.
"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor
Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"
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1.one such self is confident at what they say
2.one agrees with other
guy1.dude that gurl it so hot
guy2.oh i know it
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Lol booty funny 😂 yeen een know it
Teacher: whats 3+5
Student 1 (quietly)* : 8
Student 2(loudly)* :8
Teacher: Good Job!
Student 1: boi get yo African booty scratcher on somewhere Yeen Een Know it fo real
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