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Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado
Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."
The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach
Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex
Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?
Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
next round of kansas city steamers is on me!
When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things
My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple
A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"
Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.
I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.
Alternate form for KKK, a phrase for the STD “crabs”, but sounds way cooler!
Dude 1- “Yo there’s Jessica, doesn’t she have crabs?”
Dude 2- “Nah she got the Kansas Krimson Krabs