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Karen is a beautiful young girl, and the bestest of the best friends you could ever ask for. She has the humor that everyone looks for and also very smart too. Never a lose a friend with the name Karen.
Karen is one of my best friends in the world.
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Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
did u see the way that Karen spoke to that manager last week? Fuckin insane
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a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.
b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.
c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.
d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.
Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.
Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.
Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.
For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
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Karen is NOT the same as saying the N-word.
Karen shops at Whole Foods, drives a white SUV, sends her kids to an elite private pre-school, puts up a 'gather' sign during COVID-19, and is always speaking to the manager.
KAREN IS A STEREOTYPICAL UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS WHITE WOMAN. KAREN IS THE EPITOME OF WHITE PRIVILEGE AND USES HER POWER TO STEP ON OTHERS .
Karen is BFFs with Becky. Enough said.
Are you a manager? Because Karen has you on speed dial.
Sometimes I feel like I'm not victimising myself enough for being an upper middle class white woman, but I can always rely on a local Karen to give me courage and inspiration to speak up against my oppressors!
My 7 year old daughter has been asking me some difficult questions like: "Why can't we make gluten-free bruschetta and have a penthouse soiree during COVID lockdown?" I've given up with explanations... now I just point at a local Karen and say "I can't risk turning into her".
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Usually married blonde woman, 3 kids and a bald husband obsessed with a sport . Her children are chill and quiet but the smallest one is a frckn extrovert that screams as if he was being damned in hell (usually a Victor ) .
Old enough and uses its legendary weapons , most popular one ( but not strongest ) ,
-May I speak to ya'll manager
No , don't ask for her manager , she'll think you're the Karen kind .
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Stubborn middle age white female, blonde or brown hair in a pixie cut! Mother of 3 and is currently speaking to your manager
They can’t hear me cause they’re listening to KIDZ BOP!!!!!!! -KIDZ Bop Karen
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Karen is a type of mom who thinks everything is bad.
oh dude look at that i just encountered a Karen
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