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chowder for the kitten

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)

dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

by fucklump June 7, 2017


kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 26, 2023


kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 24, 2011


Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.

Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.

by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021


Kitten button

The viewable part of a womans vagina as seen from behind.

Say, her skirt was so short that when she bent over, I could see her kitten button!

by Lizbeinist October 5, 2019


Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat

Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it

by Bigballercaller December 1, 2011


Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.

Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!

by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021