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Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.
"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"
Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.
I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .
When an old guy dates your young, friend
Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker
Only sold at Chinese McDonald's.
Ill have a small fry and a 10 peice Kitten McNugget
The odoriferous emanations of pungent yeast extract, omitting from the vagina.
Last night, against my better judgement, I was going in for some tangy cheesecake, but her kitten breath was so overwhelming I almost blew buscuits.
Used to describe when your cat has bad smelling breath. You can treat it by brushing there teeth or to stop eating seafood flavored cat food.
We have to treat your kitten breath it smells like absolute shit
kitten lizzy is the cutest person ever! they make you feel like you’re special and much more it’s the cutest thing. they’ll do everything to make you happy and it rlly is cute 😊! kitten lizzy makes everything 10x better. if you have someone called kitten lizzy make sure to never ever let go of them no matter how hard it gets because you’ll regret it more than anything. kitten lizzy is also the most genuine person and the prettiest person you’ll ever meet <3 kitten lizzy is worth everything to die for. i personally let go kitten lizzy and i’d do anything to go back to that day i’d change everything because letting kitten lizzy go was the most dumbest decision i ever made, and i’d do ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING to go back to when they were mine. anyways the morale is if you have a kitten lizzy be great full and don’t take any moment for granted.
oh wow. hi kitten lizzy.. you’re gorgeous lol <3