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When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
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When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.
I fell asleep watching Batman Begins and woke up to the "The Dark Knight"
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Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.
John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
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when you put a severe hurting on someone
i'm gonna suge knight that hoe!
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The Demon Knights are a group that started out in the transformer Fanbase on the internet. Unwittingly they helped lay the seeds for the "counter culture" with in that fanbase. The Counter culture being those that wish to just have fun with others of the same interests and not feel as restricted as they are at the "big sites", though not just mere spammers, they are a tight knit group that really pulls together when need is there, but otherwise feel free enough to be themselves and not conform to any "standard" of what a poster should be. They have their own website, and seem to be welcomed for their quasi-celebery on the smaller sites in the fandom.
I am one of the Demon Knights.
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Someone who belongs to the LKS Clan
Look there's a group of lonely knight's there!
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Similar to the golden shower; except in this case you piss all over your own penis before penetrating your orifice of choice.
"Dude! She was so kinky she wanted the Golden Knight instead of the Golden shower."
"Wow that is kinky!"
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