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When one flashes the bird a few times or more in sequence, almost as if they are asking you to come there(but with the middle finger instead of index). This means that the individual wants to engage in a relationship/ or better yet just a quick two pump jump. More than likely the latter of the two... especially if done by a blonde.
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️
This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!
Damn ol son! That milf right there just gave me the knocking bird while her man wasn’t looking... I figure since he’s already got a boat I should be good to go in for the catch. “Sounds like good logic bro, I would take the bate! She’s smoking!”
Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!
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A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
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The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.
That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.
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While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!
I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!
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When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”
“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”
“Oooh boy…”
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An item that is made to look like the original product. But lacks in every aspect. the quality is bad, looks tacky and it’s usually very cheap.
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It’s the call of when your teammate in Fortnite got shot to the point where he is knocked down, and is slowly dying. Either you save him and give him meds and shield, or you let him die and take his loot.
Joe: I’m knocked! Come help me!
Bill: I’ll save you!
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