Random
Source Code

kurt

a real nigga who loves to eat cock on a wednesday

that big guy over is the biggest kurt ever

by elbinonibba21 May 14, 2024


kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.

Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.

by Chezzelly August 22, 2017


Kurt

Coffee date king

Kurt is a coffee date king.

by Bistroboss97 November 22, 2021


Kurt

Coffee date god

Kurt is a coffee date god.

by Bistroboss97 November 22, 2021


Kurt

Kurt is the most awesome guy you will ever know. He is brave, strong, fun, smart, incredibly sexy and has the nicest body. Behind his appearance of bad guy hides a soft loving man. If you wanna date someone, make sure his name is Kurt. He is loyal, will take care of you, spend time with you and love you unconditionally. A lot of girls want him but doesn’t care. He wants only one special girl who will spend the rest of her life with him.

I love kurt so much

by Yourkleinebaby November 21, 2021


Kurt

Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡

Person 1: dammmnnn whos he?

Person 2: oh he’s kurt
Person 1: hold the phone damn he’s fittttt 🤤

by Sherlocktheseapigeon June 15, 2020


Kurt

When somebody says something sad about the safety of women.

"Damn I'm sorry to hear that Hadelijn, that's really kurt"

by KobeVans March 29, 2020