When dealing with a water moccasin infestation, one can engage the snakes with a firearm from the back of an ATV at full speed. The speed and firepower of the assault will leave any surviving snakes shell-shocked and unable to mount an effective response.
Me and my cousins found a bunch of water moccasins by the river, and we damn sure couldn't leave 'em there, so we did the ol' Louisiana drive by from the back of a Polaris with 44s and the rest of them took off.
Louisiana Drive-Bys are defined as the most glorious American behavior possible, incorporating multiple skills. Possibly performed while drinking.
When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo
Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!
When you fuck a girl in her ear
“Did you do the Louisiana ear plug” “yea her ear was so tight”
A town full of tweakers, only the greatest place in the world to be, if you love methamphetamine or love to steal shit while your on methamphetamine
I go to Leesville Louisiana only when I need to buy more methamphetamine!!
my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up
The act of storing your shit in a confined area, stacking them in logyard fashion. After the pile is sufficiently stacked, two have sex on said logyard.
"Dude, I've been waiting for weeks to do a Louisiana logyard with Ellie and it's almost ready"
Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since
Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy