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Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.
Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!
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You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.
-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-I'll be your magic lizard!
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The term used for having a big cock
Damn. That guy must of had a legless lizard. I saw his budgle from here
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A male small in build or stature fornicating with a female large in size or stature.
Damn that chick was so big. Hittin it would make me look like a lizard on a rock.
When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.
Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade
Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it
To urinate, make water, relieve yourself, take a leak, spend a penny, pass water.
The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.
The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
"2 seconds guys, I need to dry my lizard."