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When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.
I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.
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The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one
Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much
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When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!
Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.
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The act of showing one or more people how to roll a 2 or more gram blunt. Log lessons can be taught by anyone with the abilites to roll a suffiecent sized blunt
When Hollie arrived at my house carrying a 3 pack of white owls i knew she was ready for the Log Lessons
"Yo Tron when this baseball games over are you ready to head back to the mons and study the Log Lessons
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(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.
(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.
Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled
You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.
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Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.
After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.
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When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
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