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A sudden, surprising shift in the color, consistency or explosiveness of your shit.
MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
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Going in one direction and then for whatever reason changing to go in the opposite direction
Charles: Fuck man, you just missed Rascos... now I'm never going to get my chicken on.
Bob: Chill bro, i'll just Loop-de-doop.
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When you let your friend break the ice with someone and do all the hard work while you swoop in for the easy kill.
John: Did you see that? Mike just started hitting on the girl Matt was trying to get with.
Travis: Nah man, he was just doing the Loop, swoop, and pull.
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also known as: infintestimal loopus; refers to achieving 100% productivity efficency (.01 deviation allowed) that to date only 0.00000124% of the human population with the 'super advanced' genetic code can possess.
Recently contested among the scientific community, there has been growing popularity that certain robots (mainly japanese in origin) may also possess infinite loop productivity levels.
Conversely, hard lined religious groups believe that individuals possessing the gift of infinite loop are believed to be prophets sent down to heaven to protect man-kind.
It is also rumored that a joint partnership between Intel Corp. and the US government are working on a new A.I. chip codenamed 'Infinite Loop whut whut?' that plans to replace 24% of the current North American work force.
(1) "Wow, did you see that? He just did an infinite loop during the meeting"
(2) "You're kidding me, how the infinite loop did he get away with that?"
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A Fruity Poot loop is a homosexual persons fart.
Brittany Furlan is such a fruity Poot loop!
When a specialized system of thought becomes motivated by individual gain creating individual analysis and terminology that is false. In time, the systems exclusive terminology denies creative diversity locking it into a perpetual decline until system death.
I tried living in the United States last year, but damn, I couldn't secure my families basic needs because all jobs that pay a living wage require me to give up my cultural beliefs; the US is in a shitty feedback loop.
A phenomenon in which an online interaction devolves into stupid, outlandish, and otherwise nonsensical rhetoric as each participant attempts to outdo the other person with increasingly inane or absurd fallacies/observations. Leading to a scenario in which the conversation becomes more and more insane or nonsensical as it progresses.
I was in a comment section where this debate about geopolitics went from cordial to the one person accusing the other of trying to marry his dad. How did that even happen?
Dude, that's the Infinite Retard Loop.