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when u call somejone a loser andn you laugh at them
poopoo: i lost a soccer game
peepee: LOL LOSER
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the act of being a loser fish means to celebrate ones noobish qualities and defy the laws of nature. A loser fish is generally a person who is mentally impertinent and confused with life. Names that apply commonly to the loser fish title include; Angela, Matt, Kristen and bernard
A: Do you think i could jump of this buil..-
B: dont be a loser fish you nong
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A person that wears lululemon pants in attempt to seem pretentious;
A pretentious person who wears Lulu Lemon pants.
Bar-Star Suzie came into Starbucks to order a tall non-fat pumpkin spice steamed milk and a chocolate lava cake, and Tim called her a Lulu-Loser.
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1. Annoying friend or co-worker who fucks around on YouTube all day and replies to your e-mails with links to shit that's weird, not funny, or irrelevant.
2. That dude at the party who interrupts every conversation to tell you about some video he saw on YouTube that he thought was really awesome.
Example for 1:
Email to YTL friend:
"Hey what's up, I got the car tonight, so if you need a ride to the game, shoot me a text."
Email reply from YTL friend:
www dot random video link dot com
Exmaple for 2:
Guy at party: "...and so then all the people in the wedding just like, totally start dancing in the church!"
Girl at Party (to friend): "Ugh. There's all youtube losers here."
Other Girl: "I know, let's bail."
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A recurrent, distraught feeling where a person has consistent visions of a particular unsuccessful episode. It is like a friend who keeps reminding you in a mall that you forgot to wear trousers. Loser mode is triggered by any recent temporary failures or references to that particular episode. It may be composed of a number of recollections of such similar events which leads to self loathing as the person looks at himself as evolutionarily unfit and deems himself a social loser. In certain cases, a competitively lesser mortal tends to surpass the subject in the event in his performance, thereby making the subject lose complete sanity. In such cases, loser mode advances to epic-fail loser mode which is the real world equivalent of a limbo dream state.
Hard Working Person: "Crap!This paper contains questions similar to those in my previous screwed up paper. Loser mode activated."
Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."
Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."
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A description of a someone who is not a loser presently, but who has the ability to become a loser.
Cam thinks excessive Facebok usage makes you a loser.
Jack uses Facebook, not excessively, but has the ability to use it excessively.
Therefore in Cam's opinion Jack is an Open Loser.
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99% of alabama football fans
That alabama fan is blaming everything on their loss! Just own up to it! Such sore losers
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