lunch-bag

the clean version of douche-bag; can be used in business situations.

Those lunch-bags totally stole our business plan!

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brownbag lunch

When a women is very unattractive. So to solve this you put a brown bag over her head. Two possibly, one for you and one for her if she is that bad. Then you proceed in sexual intercourse.

Dude did you see that nasty chick? You need to take her out for a brownbag lunch.

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Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own ass.

Damn that dudes fleixible! He’s eating a Dutch Lunch right now!

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Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own asshole

My creepy coworker just left. He said he was gonna have a Dutch lunch.

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out-to-lunch

Techincally speaking, when a piece of network equipment goes down.

"The server just went out-to-lunch; what a piece of shit."

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hot lunch

taking a super massive dump in someones waiting and eager mouth

My friend joey was clammering for a steamy hot lunch courtesy of our friend chris.

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Lunch Box

A person who is tripping on psychedelic drugs the likes of acid or boomers.

Person A: Yo, why is your friend geekin so hard over some Adventure Time?

Person B: Oh, he ate a couple tabs, he's a total lunch box right now.

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