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Maya itself is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is indescribable. She is the funniest, coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. If you ever have the chance to cross paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. At this point we should just give all of our money to her because she is so great. We must bow down and worship the god, Maya Baruch.
LETS GIVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE TO MAYA BARUCH.
nicest fucking human being she can be mean at times but she is the badass b*tch everyone needs
I can say this for a fact, all maya’s love cats. Mayas are often insecure about their body image, sometimes socially awkward, and tend to overthink too much and stress over the minor details. She’s probably known as the so called quiet kid in school but in reality, she’s just really fucking depressed. She tries to hide it when with friends, but starts acting more silent when she feel exxxxtra depressed. Maya probably doesn’t have that many crushes but is attached to the same guy for over 3 years… yikes…. oh and she’s also probably really good or enjoys video games and anime!! :)
person 1: maya why do you hate me?
maya: i do not hate you.
person 1: then why are you so shy
maya: bitch i’m not shy i’m just sad let me be
Maya Pronunciation of Maya ▲ as a girls' name is pronounced MYE-ah. It is of Spanish, Hindi, and Russian origin. In Spanish, short form of Amalia. In Hindi, from Sanskrit, meaning "dream, illusion". In Russian, a form of Mary. A star constellation.
Omg its Maya
Honestly the devil. She is always so annoying and rude! She’s selfish and hogs everything. She looks like a monkey and smells like one too :) she’s got a big 6 head but nothing in it, sadly. Her face is all wonky and she’s built like a door. Her hair is really dry and frizzy and always messed up! She has failed every class this semester and never helps in a group project (or in general even) her art looks like a trash bag full of rotten tomatoes and smushed bananas with a little pinch of sriracha sauce. And although after all the things I have said she is still my best friend (surprisingly) and also TBH she’s not all that bad.
Person: ugh I hate Maya even if she’s still my best friend
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser