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When you tell a girl you put on a condom then proceed to have sexual intercourse with her. You then climax inside of her and tell her you swore you put a condom on. If she claims that you got her pregnant, revert to an,"Italian Abortion."
I took this girl home from The Lodge. I was out of condoms and she said she wouldn't do me without one. So I pulled a Magic Hat. I opened up a pack of gum and pretended to put one on then had sex. She never knew even when I blew a bubble up in her.
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Another name for My Little Pony.
Some of us Bronies like to address the show as Friendship is Magic instead of saying My Little Pony because people might associate that name with the previous generations of my little pony.
But if you say "hey do you watch Friendship is Magic?" they'll more likely think of the new version instead of associating it with the old girly baby versions.
Or it's just the last name for the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
This is a great show that everyone should watch.
It's very under-rated & deserves more popularity.
Hey have you seen the show Friendship is Magic?
It's awesome!
My favorite shows are Dragonball Z, South Park, & Friendship is Magic.
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Hitachi Magic Wand - The ULTIMATE pleasure device
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A Ginger person successfully pulling off an act of luck, with ginger magic.
Wow, that ginger made a hole in one. Ginger magic?
Hey ginger, can you make the last beer pong cup? The ginger shoots, the ball rolls around the lid 3 times, and goes in. Ginger magic.
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noun.
1. A group of people who constantly spend their time and money in card shops playing Magic The Gathering. These people are also categorized by taking their magic cards everywhere, such as malls, schools or any kind of public building.
2. Stupid people who take and play their Magic The Gathering cards anywhere.
3. An idiot who always bothers people who don't like Magic The Gathering
about Magic The Gathering.
4. A term created by Freddy and Jesus.
Jaime, Alex, Shane and Ernesto are magic fags who live in the Pasadena area.
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n. The best athlete on a team, usually black.
Black magic so fast, very afrodynamic.
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One of four of the theme parks in Walt Disney World Resort, in Orlando, Florida. Sadly one one of Walt Disney's park he could never see after his death in 1966. The Magic Kingdom opened five years later in 1971 after Walt's passing. Other parks in Walt Disney World like Magic Kingdom are Epcot, MGM Studios, and Animal Kingdom. The Magic Kingdom was also home to Cinderella's Castle the pride and joy of the park. Tha Magic Kingdom is also the most crowded park in Walt Disney World and has 7 themed lands.
The best theme park I've been too.
Where I want go on my summer vactions.
A paradise where I can forgot HELL aka school and study and be happy and can never be sad.
"This place makes Six Flags look like the 3rd World."
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