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That plumber was useless, I told hi to get to Di Mario
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One fat cunt in red and a skinny dude in green who are plumbers that got caught up in princess peaches shit
Them Mario brothers bee ally did it this time
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the metal motherfucker of mario
fuck you metal mario
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This kid is king hipster. He doesn't even have IFC on his tv because it's too mainstream. He hates bands when they get too big because they ate mainstream. He buys clothes from thrift stores because apparently actual clothing stores are for "sellouts" if you ever want to be a hipster, ask this kid for advice.
Me: this song sounds good, who is it by?
Mario Woodbury: if I tell you, they'll be too mainstream.
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A dumb fucking ass hole who is funny sometimes and annoying and who is poor as fuck and smells like piss and has little fugly dog.Plus he has pimples on his face
That’s why no girl ever wants to sit with him,talk to him or even be near him.
10👍 27👎
!. Awesome
2. The though guy on saved by the bell.
3. A pimp
4. An actor on nip/tuck.
" Yo homie I'm bout to mario lopez on that fine girl over by the bar."
" Awww yeah I'm feelin like mario lopez today, tell your mom I said what up!"
"Mario Lopez used to punk down preppie all day."
"Mario Lopez is on nip/tuck acting like a beeitch, that's out of character for him!"
"I think Mario Lopez hit Eva Longoria whenher miate husband goes out of town, I bet they spend his cash together."
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The single most terrifying word anybody can hear. This means this annoying little italian fuck, Mario, is nearby. Mario is a prick, and he likes to disregard his brother, and act like Luigi is number 2. He will eat all your spaghetti, fuck your wife (and your daughter) and show your dog sonic the hedgehog porn.
Mario: It's a'me, mario!
Bill: *Gets out gun, walks inside, kills his family, kills his dog, puts the gun up to his head, sheds a small tear, and BOOM!*
Luigi: Mario you piece of shit.
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