Animal Mating

When an uncle elephant has a big pp for his niece.

Uncle Elephant and Niece Elephant go animal mating.

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Trade Mate

A mate who’s also in the trade. Doesn’t necessarily have to be your ‘mate’, but you can be anything from a sparky, to a chippy or even a decorator if life has dealt you an unfortunate card.

Kev the plasterer is a trade mate. He’s also in the building game. Office folk are not trade mates.

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alright there, mate

Basically means "well then".

Alright there, mate, we might have a job going for yer.

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next mate

dis is da term used by asian people! means ure best friend!

ma next gal will attend to da party-dt worrie! easy now,

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womb mate

Surrogate woman chosen by an infertile woman

You can't get pregnant...so you choose a womb mate to carry your embryo to term.

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joeys mate

A individual who can make sense of someone talking total shite.

"taxi driver: where too mate? response: muhhhhhhhhhh ohhh o m e muhhhh mmm . taxi driver: Youre so fucking pissed joeys mate wouldnt understood you.GET OUT. response: mmmmuaaahm f ukkk errrraah mmmmm."

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Date mate

Someone you're not in a relationship with but you act like you are. Often times the guy prefers video games and watching netflix over the girl and makes her feel unwanted. Can be a relationship status in itself without the extra baggage of saying girlfriend or boyfriend.

Susy: We really like each other but he hasn't asked me out. He probably never will so I just call him my date mate, and it rhymes!

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