meet my meat

When your meat suddenly talks to you, and wants to meet your parents.

Hey Brian Montesino, can you meet my meat tomorrow night?

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off-sight meeting

A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction.

However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

"Hey our boss has been talking for a while, but does any of it really matter?"

"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."

"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."

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Camel Meat/Meet

1.Camel Meet- A social gathering of Camels in the desert
2.Camel Meat- The meat of a Camel or a hygiene-less, halitosis having, patty fade, limey, Feeney fuck

Example 1. Camel Meat/meet

Bob: "hey Jim are you going to the Camel meet this a Saturday? I heard they're going to appeal some the controversial laws of of The Camel's Guide to Living."

Jim: "oh hell yeah, I'll definitely be there!"

Example 2. Camel Meat/Meet

Cole: "Ian Brown is such a camel meat!"

Kyle: "you got that right!"

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Meet Me Halfway

When a girl rings you up at ridiculous times i.e. 6am, and tells tell you to come out into the wilderness and meet them halfway from their residence.

Bitch: 'Hey babe I want your D'

Mans: 'Where you at bitch'

Bitch: 'Benny's...meet me halfway'

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Girl Meets World

sappy, repetitive, terrible show. boy meets world is terrible too. all they do is give these tedious friendship speeches, hug eachother, and cry. they also made fun of asperger's syndrome, and that was just WRONG on so many levels. I HATE GIRL MEETS WORLD AND DISNEY CHANNEL!

Girl Meets World: kids with autism are socially awkward, have narrowed interests, and can't understand emotion or love.

Me: WRONG WRONG WRONG! Quit stereotyping and go back where you came from! I'll dig a hole for you.

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cup cake meet

Ricer Fest of the 21st century. Bunch of wanna-be's. Remember the Rice fest in the middle of the parking lots back in the day? Well.. they're back.. and they're "hella-flush"

Ricers of the 21st Century.

-Hey man, are you going to Cup Cake Meet?
-Yeah, I am rolling deep, damn those wheels are hella flush! and hella tight! hella hella hella awesome Scion TC with baller rims!

-Hey man, where did all the ricers go?
-CUP CAKE MEET. CCM TEXAS

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me-me-meeting

Arranged meeting out of the office to get away early for the weekend, attend a job interview, spend more time in a pub or meet a lover.

He went to the me-me-meeting.

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