A person who has recently said or done something stupid.
*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head”
A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.
We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.
A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.
"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."
A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.
Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.
Stop shitting in the sink hulio!
No shitting in the sink is coco melon!
A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.